I don’t know about you but I love US Weekly’s “What’s In My Bag” feature they do every few weeks where they give us a look inside celebrity purses.  Those glossy pics are always so pretty and organized I can’t help but wonder about the plethora of crap they had to sift through and edit out.  Case in point, in a recent issue they invited us inside still pregnant Jessica Simpson’s (love her) fuchsia Celine.  Jess shared her vintage Loretta Lynn name tag key chain broke so now she just haphazardly tosses her keys in her bag… if that’s not a metaphor for the type of mother she’ll be I don’t know what is.

Anyway, let’s take a look at the edited and unedited version inside my Kate Spade.  Hardly as glamorous as US Weekly, but you get the point.


Now see the receipts, trash and 2-week-old petrified clementine.